- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is the difference?

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

penis

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Terry has ebola

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??