A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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