- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

This is sparta No this is patrick

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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