what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

wanna here a joke? you.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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