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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

kennah campion... being nice

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Terraria

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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