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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What is 9+10? 19

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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