What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

osama bin laden is dead

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I forgot what i was gonna say

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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