- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Dyslexia ruels!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

whos district champs not JM

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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