A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Who is John Galt?

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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