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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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