- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Tommy got neutered.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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