- Anti Joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

sky's sty

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.