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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

my egg roll

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

my egg roll

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs