What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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