i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A women in the kitchen.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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