- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

lybia

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??