Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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