- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Bob Saget

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Womens rights

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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