Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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