so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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whats black and strange a paki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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