Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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