- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

WILLY

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

so...um, yeah

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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