There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Oh, go away

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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hello

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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