- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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