What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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