- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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