- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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