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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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