- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

non poop

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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