- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mom.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A train poops its pants.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

You know what's natural? Bears.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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