Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Your mom.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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