How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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womens rights

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Yo mama's fat.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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