What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Pain Olympics.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Penis.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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