- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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