- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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