What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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