- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did it die Nothing died

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