Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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