A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

F? No k

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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