When is a door not a door? Never.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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its all aodhan

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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