What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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politically correct!

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