- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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