- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

poop nuff said

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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