What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Brad Fuller!

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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