- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

I have suicidal thoughts

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

kill yourself

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