What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Womens Rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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