Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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butt sex

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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