A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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