- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

You see how lame this is?

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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