- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

hey

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Because she has down's syndrome

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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